Tied Out West

I saw mommy tying Santa Claus

December 11, 2007 at 7:37 pm (performance)

Looking for that perfect gift? Give naked screaming girls!

Rope::Burn 1.0: Feb 9 2008, Love is in the air, and we are out of beta. Tickets on sale now!

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/25489

Tickets are still available, but I am all sold out of rope, with no time to make more before Xmas. Sorry!

If you order soon, you can have actual physical tickets delivered to you in time to stuff… someone’s stocking.

And, for the first time, we will be offering special packages with the “home version” of the game: your very own hand processed hemp rope! SOLD OUT

Couple’s Discount Pass : $40 – Save $20!
SOLD OUT XMas Package – 2 Tickets + 3×25′ of Rope*: $95 – Save $45!
SOLD OUT XXMas Package – 2 Tickets + 5×25′ of Rope**: $125 – Save $60!

Only a very limited number of XMas and XXMas packages are available, so order today! I will make sure you get your rope by the 25th, if I have to whip Rudolf’s ass myself.

If you want rope for the holidays, but can’t make it to the Feb 9 show, email me, and I’m sure we can work something out: 25′ lengths for $25, custom lengths and end treatments available.